§ 5.1 Both parties agree that friendships cannot be unilateral. Friendships must be based on mutual concern and loyalty. So if Friend #2 is an idiot, you`d better believe that Friend #1 will talk about it and throw it directly on Friend #2`s face. § 10.1 If it turns out that Friend #2 violates any part of this treaty, it doesn`t matter – Friend #2 can go on and destroy Friend`s life #1 as if their friendship had never meant anything. Friend #1 accept to be sad forever and never to forgive friend, #2. We hereby confirm and declare, in defiance of the laws of the Republic of the Philippines, the United States and État_ ___ This agreement is enforced in accordance with the laws of the state _____#1_ § 2.2 Friend #2 promises to pass whenever Friend #1 discovers a large bow or medium-sized shadow that could be a bow and requires help with grinding. ______1 #1 #2________________ § 1.2.1 When Friend starts #1, Playing guitar, Friend #2 is forced to make statements of support often such as: «Now we growl!» «You do this thing to talk, friend!» and «You speak even better than Blues Traveler!» § 10.2 Friend #1 will never play Blues Travelers` «Hook» on guitar again. That would be too painful. Just download the legally binding friendship contract below and print it out and sign a friend, loved one or animal nearby. So you bask in the satisfaction of knowing that if they don`t have to expect harsh sentences, the people closest to you will be forced to take care of you forever. § 6.1 Friend #2 must not in any way precede Friend #1 when watching episodes of new Netflix shows. Even though Friend #1 is in a coma forever. § 8.1.1 If it turns out that a third party did not have to «be there» to enjoy an insider joke, that joke no longer counts on the minimum of ten (10) insider jokes.
• Dinners • Movie nights • Lacrosse tournaments • Bar-Quiz-Outings • Extravagances shopping • Visits to ironic wax figurine cabinets • Sincere visits to the figurine museum • All group texts § 3.2.1 The favorite introduction of the friend #1 is: «You wanted the best, you have the best! Ladies and gentlemen, Friend #1! » § 7.1 Friend #2 will share all the news from new bands, restaurants and cool books with Friend #1. § 5.2 After all the fights, Friend will apologize #2 and reflect on how they hurt Friend #1. The New York Times recently asked, «Do your friends really love you?» If this is a question you need to ask yourself, the answer is probably» «No, of course not.» § 2.1 Whenever the friend #1 has to move, the friend #2. § 3.1 If Friend presents #1 Friend #2 a third friend, the friends may #2 and #3 NOT #1 BETTER FRIENDS THAN with Friend. What if there was a way to be sure – really, really, 100% sure – that your friends had your well-being in mind at all times? Now there are. Parag. 1.1 Friend #2 will always be there for Friend #1, including, but not limited: when it rains outside and friend #1 becomes sad, when he thinks that the little drops of rain die painfully, when they hit the sidewalk, when it does not rain and when it is one of those days when it rains a little, but then don`t rain for another little.. . .